“I have a ridiculously beautiful wife who's super sexy, and as long as she's happy with me, I don't need to look in the mirror and think, "How do I stack up next to Bradley Cooper? Would Cooper rock this shirt?" Doesn't matter. He does not have your wife. You do.” ThinkingNeedsLooksLongDoeMatterBeautifulNextWifeRocksMirrorsSexyShirtsBeautiful WifeSuper Sexy Author:Nick Offerman
“I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife and family, but the high spot of every day is when I first catch a glimpse of myself in the shaving mirror.” FirstsLittlesSelfWifeMy FriendsMirrorsMy WifeSatisfiedSpotsGlimpseShaving Book:Morley Matters Source: Morley Matters
“My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.” Life IsSexWatchesLaughingWifeDogTerribleBedMirrorsMy WifeLikes Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."” SaidHumorFunnyWifeWindowMirrorsMy WifeSheepButchers Author:Frank Carson
“My parents, my teachers, my friends, my ex-wife-everybody held up a mirror and I accepted the image that came back. Well, it finally dawned on me that my reflection in others' eyes was the truth once removed.” WellsEyeParentTeacherWifeSelf EsteemReflectionMy FriendsMirrorsAcceptedEsteemSelf RespectExesEx Wife Book:Dallas Down Source: Dallas Down