“A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.” KnowsKnow HowWifeMarriedSlaveSeatsSarcasmSarcasticThronesMarried Women Author:Honore de Balzac
“We imagine much more appropriately an artisan on his toilet seat or on his wife than a great president, venerable by his demeanorand his ability. It seems to us that they do not stoop from their lofty thrones even to live.” SeemsPresidentImaginationAbilityWifeImagineHuman NatureAppearanceSeatsThronesToiletsLoftyStoopsArtisansGreat PresidentsToilet Seat Book:Complete Essays Source: Complete Essays
“I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.” LooksHumorFunnyUsedFoundWifeCarDressesMy WifeSeatsUsed Car Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I think women are great drivers. To be honest, I've only been in one car accident - one of my best friends, his wife was driving. She went into oncoming traffic, our car flipped almost four times. I didn't even have time to put on a seat belt, because they'd just picked me up.” ThinkingFourWifeHonestCarAccidentsDrivingBeing HonestSeatsDriversTrafficMy Best FriendBeltsFlippedCar AccidentSeat Belts Author:Dominic Cooper