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“Work is a great thing. This is something my father taught me. He didn't want me to grow up to be somebody's wife.”

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Author:Giovanna Cau

“True love is not the helpless desire to possess the cherished object of one's fervent affection; true love is the disciplined generosity we require of ourselves for the sake of another when we would rather be selfish; that, at least, is how I have taught myself to love my wife.”

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Book:The Emperor of Ocean Park

Source: The Emperor of Ocean Park

“My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.”

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Author:Bruce Lansky

“This doctrine of polygamy, or spiritual wife-system, that has been taught and practiced among us, will prove our destruction and overthrow.”

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Author:Joseph Smith, Jr.

“The First Command was to 'Multiply' and the Prophet taught us that Dominion & powr in the great Future would be Comensurate with the no [number] of 'Wives Childin & Friends' that we inheret here and that our great mission to earth was to Organize a Neculi of Heaven to take with us. To the increase of which there would be no end.”

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Author:Benjamin F. Johnson

“When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught their children, and thought it would be an easier life for me to raise a Jewish kid. And I have a Jewish wife, I have a Jewish kid. They seem pretty happy about it.”

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Author:Adam Sandler

“Women are taught that their main goal in life is to serve others--first men, and later, children. This prescription leads to enormous problems, for it is supposed to be carried out as if women did not have needs of their own, as if one could serve others without simultaneously attending to one's own interests and desires. Carried to its "perfection," it produces the martyr syndrome or the smothering wife and mother.”

Source: Toward a New Psychology of Women

“What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.”

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Author:Jorge Posada

“My wife taught me the importance of living well.”

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Author:Robert Mondavi

“Scientists believe that monkeys can be taught to think, lie and even play politics within their community. If we can just teach them to cheat on their wives we can save millions on congressional salaries.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife gave me a book before we got married, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, by Dr. Seuss. She was trying to tell me something, about what I was capable of, but I didn't get it. Over time, I've sort of lived the message in that book, and I couldn't have without what golf taught me. So I put it in my bag while I played the Old Course, and on the last hole when I posed on the Swilcan Bridge, I held it up.”

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Author:George Lopez