“My wife, trying to be helpful, goes to the grocery store and buys this stuff called soy bacon. Let me tell you something: I know soy beans are good for a lot of things. Let's stay out of the bacon market! It says It looks and tastes like real bacon! No it doesn't! It tastes like somebody bacon-flavored a turd, that's what it tastes like!” KnowsTryingLooksRealStuffWifeTasteLet MeMy WifeStoresHelpfulGroceriesBeansGrocery StoresSoyTurds Author:Bill Engvall
“My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car.” WantTryingPartyWifeCarKeysMy WifeBowlsSwapping Author:Andy Kindler