“I am married and happy. My only wish is that nothing will change.” WishMarried Author:Alexander Pushkin
“The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.” WishPoorRichMarriedHappyCynicalBeing HappyValentineFunny InspirationalBeing MarriedSingleHusband And WifeFunny MarriageFunny Valentines DayFunny ValentineHappy Valentines Day FunnyFunny Single Valentines DayFunny Valentines Day CardShort ValentineHumorous ValentineCute Funny Valentines Day Author:Ann Landers
“According to a new survey, people who get divorced die early. People who stay married live longer. The difference is they just wish they were dead.” PeopleDiesWishDifferencesMarriedDivorcedSurveys Author:David Letterman
“When Joe and I got married two years ago, we were both super strictly Paleo and we were shredded for the wedding! All of our wedding pictures consequently turned out fantastic. I wish I could say I was as thin now as I was then!” YearsTwoWishMarriedYears AgoFantasticTwo YearsTwo Years AgoOur WeddingWedding Pictures Author:Eva LaRue
“I can read books and news articles about people who have excelled, people who have done extremely well in their chosen field, or made a lot of money, or married well, or what have you. When some people read this stuff, they get inspired, but when I read it, it makes me feel worse. Sometimes I wish I had never learned to read.” PeopleFeelsWellsMadeI CanBookSometimesDoneWishStuffFieldsMarriedNewsInspiredChosenArticlesLots Of MoneyI Can Read Author:John S. Hall
“[When her husband said her earnings as a married woman belonged to him:] I cannot persuade myself that that which I invent - create, in fact - can belong to anyone but myself! I wish that women could be dealt with, not mercifully, not compassionately, nor affectionately, but justly; it would be so much better - for the men.” MenSaidFactsWould BeWishHe ManHusbandMarriedSexismWomens RightsEarningMarried Women Author:Fanny Kemble
“Among fifty percent of your married couples, the husband worries very little about what his wife is doing, provided she is doing all he wishes.” LittlesWishWorryWifeCoupleHusbandMarriedPercentFiftyMarried Couples Author:Honore de Balzac
“I fancy that England is not the only place where married folks disagree, and where there are bad husbands. If one does not care to meet with such cases, one must quit this world. Those wishing to enter the marriage state had better not come to me for advice, for I disapprove of it altogether.” IfsWorldDoeStatesCareWishMarriageCasesAdviceThis WorldHusbandMarriedEnglandFolksQuittingFancyDisagreeBad Husband Author:Elisabeth Charlotte d'Orleans
“My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates (470-399 B.C.) "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't” IfsKnowsAsksWishAnswersWifeAdviceMarriedPhilosopherGood Wife Author:Erica Jong