“I shall not find a painting more beautiful because the artist has painted a hawthorn in the foreground, though I know of nothing more beautiful than the hawthorn, for I wish to remain sincere and because I know that the beauty of a painting does not depend on the things represented in it. I shall not collect images of hawthorn. I do not venerate hawthorn, I go to see and smell it.” KnowsDoeBeautifulArtistWishPaintingDependsSmellSincereForeground Author:Marcel Proust
“I don't believe in publishers who wish to butter their bannocks on both sides while they'll hardly allow an author to smell treacle. I consider they are too grabby altogether and like Methodists they love to keep the Sabbath and everything else they can lay hands upon.” BelieveHandsWishSidesLaysDon't BelieveSmellPublishersBoth SidesSabbathMethodistsTreacle Book:Thine in storm and calm: an Amanda McKittrick Ros reader Source: Thine in storm and calm: an Amanda McKittrick Ros reader
“I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!” MadeHumorFunnyWishStuffSmellCologne Author:Mitch Hedberg
“People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"” PeopleLongUseHumorFunnyMotherGuyFoundWishHairDrugDaughterLongingExcitedExtremesStrangerSmellCakeAssociatesThat GuyLong HairFlourDrug Use Author:Mitch Hedberg