Alice Cooper: Golf Monster: How a Wild...
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“She didn't know that there was more of me, she'd have to learn to love all four of me.”
“Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop.”
“He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he's staring at her legs.”
“Scoring high in procreation, got an A studying female anatomy.”
“The boy's got problems, the boy's got stress, the boy's got a .38 hidden in his desk.”
“We cheated on our math tests, we carved some dirty words on the desk.”
“Satan sent her from the bowels of hell, I should have recognized old Jezebel.”
“I ain't got a job cause I ain't got a car, so I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car.”
“How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?”
“If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you've missed 10 things.”
“The sicker our fans get, the sicker we'll get”
“God gives you a life and says, 'Okay, what are you going to do with it?'”
“It used to be said: As GM goes, so goes America. Now it's: As Starbucks goes, so goes America.”
“Dead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies can´t take things off the shelf.”
“Everybody was at the top of their game at that point, in the early '70s.”