“There's a reason caveman started to develop sophisticated tools before the meteor wiped them all out: It's so they could fucking shave. Do you know how frustrating it must have been to be hunched over all night trying to start a fire only to finally succeed just to have your beard go up in flames? No aloe vera back then.” HumorFunnyHilariousBeardShavingGroomingRules To Rule ByAri GoldThe Gold Standard Book:The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By Source: The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By
“Unless you're in an early seventies-era Eagles cover band, a founding member of a religious cult, or sleeping under a bridge in Seattle, lose the beard and get a haircut. Power doesn't have time for any form of hirsute hipster self expression.” HumorFunnySuccessWorkPowerBeardRules To Rule ByThe Gold Standard Book:The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By Source: The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By