“We don't stop going to school when we graduate.” InspirationalSchoolFunnyGraduatesGraduationGraduation DayMemorable Graduation Author:Carol Burnett
“Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.” GivingChildrenFunnyBirthLipsWittyGiving Birth Author:Carol Burnett
“The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'” FirstsSaidFunnyOrderFirst TimeMeasurement Author:Carol Burnett
