“Severe isn't a word normally associated with a cold. Severe is for weather or third-degree burns...No one responds 'severe' when someone asks how her cold is.In fact, nine out of ten Americans respond to 'How's your cold' with 'It sucks.' So there should be an It Sucks cold formula.” ShouldFactsAsksColdTenDegreesThirdsNineWeatherFormulasSevere Author:Celia Rivenbark
“Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before holiday baking season is roughly that of crack cocaine. Do not confuse the two. It is almost impossible to make a decent crack cocaine tassie, I am told.” TwoFactsValuesImpossibleStreetsSeasonsSouthDecentHolidayCracksBakingCocainePecans Book:You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning Source: You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
