“Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for each other because we're a 6:2 ratio, six slices for him and two for me...Never marry a man who wants two slices one week and four the next. They're undependable and highly unpredictable and will likely dump you for some Internet honey who says she doesn't mind his back hair.” MenWantMindMadeTwoNextSimplePerfectFourWeekHairInternetHusbandSixMy HusbandHoneyUnpredictablePremisesPizzaDumpRatiosMade For Each Other Author:Celia Rivenbark
“I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death', and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up.” LooksMeanTwoRunningDiesStupidHorribleShirtsT ShirtMarathonClose FriendsThon Book:You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning Source: You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
“Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before holiday baking season is roughly that of crack cocaine. Do not confuse the two. It is almost impossible to make a decent crack cocaine tassie, I am told.” TwoFactsValuesImpossibleStreetsSeasonsSouthDecentHolidayCracksBakingCocainePecans Book:You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning Source: You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
