“Proper driving etiquette demands that you basically get close enough to a car in front of you at a busy intersection that it would mean that in certain third-world countries, or South Carolina, you would have to get married.” WorldMeanCountryEnoughCertainCarFrontsDemandMarriedThirdsSouthBusyDrivingEtiquetteThird WorldCarolinaIntersectionsSouth CarolinaThird World Countries Book:Rude Bitches Make Me Tired: Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas Source: Rude Bitches Make Me Tired: Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas
“I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death', and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up.” LooksMeanTwoRunningDiesStupidHorribleShirtsT ShirtMarathonClose FriendsThon Book:You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning Source: You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
