“Proper driving etiquette demands that you basically get close enough to a car in front of you at a busy intersection that it would mean that in certain third-world countries, or South Carolina, you would have to get married.” WorldMeanCountryEnoughCertainCarFrontsDemandMarriedThirdsSouthBusyDrivingEtiquetteThird WorldCarolinaIntersectionsSouth CarolinaThird World Countries Book:Rude Bitches Make Me Tired: Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas Source: Rude Bitches Make Me Tired: Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas
“Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before holiday baking season is roughly that of crack cocaine. Do not confuse the two. It is almost impossible to make a decent crack cocaine tassie, I am told.” TwoFactsValuesImpossibleStreetsSeasonsSouthDecentHolidayCracksBakingCocainePecans Book:You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning Source: You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
“To the newcomer to the south, hearing that a coworker plans a weekend visit to 'mama and them's' (the correct plural possessive, don'tchaknow), might make him think that mama has been left alone either throught an act of scoundreldom involving the town's resident hoochie-mama (an altogether different kind of mama) or Daddy's untimely demise.” ThinkingKindHas BeensDifferentMightLeftPlansTownsSouthHearingWeekendDifferent KindsDaddyMamaInvolvingLeft AloneResidentsDemisePossessiveCoworkerNewcomers Author:Celia Rivenbark
