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Famous Chuck Palahniuk Quotes
“I hate how I don't feel real enough unless people are watching.”
“You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.”
“Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.”
“The future is just wasted on some people.”
“We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.”
“Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.”
“At this rate, we'll never get to the future.”
“We just had a near-life experience!”
“Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.”
“You grow up to become living proof of your parents' limitations. Their less-than masterpiece.”
“I am an invisible monster, and I am incapable of loving anybody. You don't know which is worse.”
“Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?”
“It's not love or anything, but I think I like you, too.”
“Torture is torture and humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer.”
“Self improvement is masturbation.”
“The future you have, tomorrow, won't be the same future you had, yesterday.”
“If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”
“Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living.”
“Honest is how I want to look. The truth doesn't glitter and shine.”
“She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.”
“Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.”
“A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.”
“We've taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the pieces.”
“All the effort in the world won't matter if you're not inspired.”
“Everyone's in their own personal coma.”
“You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.”
