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Famous Chuck Palahniuk Quotes
“Nothing was solved when the fight was over, but nothing mattered.”
“Maybe we should always assume the worst.”
“Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.”
“Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.”
“The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.”
“We're all of us haunted and haunting.”
“I disconnect the telephone to keep the outside world in it's correct place.”
“History is nothing except monsters or victims. Or witnesses.”
“In good old Colonial Dunsboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. It is in most jobs.”
“What you have to understand, is your father was your model for God.”
“Every high school has its Romeo and Juliet, one tragic couple. So does every generation.”
“Only after disaster can we be resurrected.”
“Proof that no investment is yours forever.”
“You're always haunted by the idea you're wasting your life.”
“The truth is, wherever you choose to be, it's the wrong place.”
“Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.”
“The cancer I don't have is everywhere now.”
“I would pay snakes to bite her.”
“All human beings search for either reasons to be good, or excuses to be bad.”
