“I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.” ThinkingYearsHas BeensTwoCountryCrazyHotHelenGoing CrazyTwo CountriesHelen Of Troy Author:Colin Quinn
“The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems.” PeopleWantMindSelfPlayProblemMightPayCrazyStageSelf EsteemLowsStandingAskingInstrumentsEsteemLow Self EsteemDrive Me Crazy Author:Colin Quinn
“Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We're meant to be this way. It's not our fault, it's just who we are.” WayHumanityAcceptingStepsCrazyBehaviorFaultsWho We AreContradictionMeant To BePrimitiveSteps Forward Author:Colin Quinn
“It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.” CrazyTrade Author:Colin Quinn
