“I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.” PeopleKnowsI CanAudienceImagineComedianTailors Author:Colin Quinn
“Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.” KnowsWellsWorstTerribleWake UpJailHangover Author:Colin Quinn
“I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.” PeopleKnowsLongDifferentCommonDiversityCelebrateCelebrating Diversity Author:Colin Quinn
“You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.” ThinkingKnowsWayWantWritingFunnyKnow HowImpossibleFinishedWhat You Want Author:Colin Quinn
“You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.” KnowsStillsShowsFunnyMillionsLaughingLikesSmall ThingsFunny ThingsBeansBean Counters Author:Colin Quinn
“Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.” KnowsKindSeemsFunnyLinesTypeCakeChelseaMarieMisinterpreted Author:Colin Quinn
