“The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems.” PeopleWantMindSelfPlayProblemMightPayCrazyStageSelf EsteemLowsStandingAskingInstrumentsEsteemLow Self EsteemDrive Me Crazy Author:Colin Quinn
“Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.” WantMatterCasesReviewsBraces Author:Colin Quinn
“You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.” ThinkingKnowsWayWantWritingFunnyKnow HowImpossibleFinishedWhat You Want Author:Colin Quinn
