Quotessence
Home / Books / The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry

The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry

Book by Dave Barry · 3 quotes · Males, Ifs, Men

Filter quotes by topic

The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry Quotes

“Why do we shave? It doesn't seem like a natural activity. There are no examples of shaving in nature. The only creature that comes close is the male South Pacific Groping Beetle, which sometimes, just before mating, will slap on a little Aqua Velva. But we think this resulted from atomic testing.”

“Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse.”