“The joy of being a REAL alcoholic, is that you just want booze, and nothing else. You've lost faith in God, and people (except Mom maybe), and government, and you know deep in your heart that all you really want to do is drink on the beach somewhere, all day long, forever. even after all the stupid steps. All 12 of them, thoroughly, you know you just want a goddamn beer. Maybe they'll put THAT in the next edition big book.” HonestyBeerAlcoholismAlcoholics Anonymous Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I don't hear it much anymore... but... I guess people do sometimes ask... well why don't you go back to Russia.... Well I'm sorry I can't help it I guess Im stuck in this shithole for a while. My aunt married some Jew and then we won a "lottery" and my daddy (pussy little bitch) decided to come to this shithole and make me go to school with fucked up Jews and learn english and shit. Then I became an alcoholic in college. Then I worked for the government a bit and that REALLY fucked me up. Now I'm just waiting for them to catch up, make some amends and pass the Universal Basic Income so I can go back to drinking. Rigorous honesty, every single day.” GovernmentUnited StatesHonestyImmigrationAlcoholismStory Of My LifeUniversal Basic IncomeYang2020 Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“who wants to go drinking and fall in love?” LoveRelationshipsDatingLeisureAlcoholismBeer Goggles Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Eventually... for me by the time you're 25 or so, you just start running out of shit to do. Books to read... people to meet. I was too chicken to be an "entrepreneur" in college and I wish that back then someone told me... stressed to me, that if you score above a certain percentile on the SAT.... you just won't be running into too many people... who have the credibility to tell you what to do. And they say I can't Drink anymore, either. So now... what?” WritingPhilosophyEducationHumilityBoredomAlcoholismMarcel ProustRaison D êTre Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Sponsor said relationships are fertilizer for character defects. I thought about it, prayed about it, and agreed. I guess it's better to minimize damage, adopt a sane and sound ideal, and buy pussy from now on.” InspirationalSexRelationshipsLustAlcoholismProstitution12 StepsHarm Reduction Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I once had a burning desire to become a therapist. Then I realized I am not altogether impressed with the field. All they really had to do was get me to stop drinking, and after 8 years, they are still failing miserably. I still Love Booze... and Now I get the secondary payoff of 'beating' my substance counselor. hehehe. Idiots.” PsychologyTherapyAlcoholismBurning DesireWaste Of TimeSubstance Abuse Treatment Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“They say getting sober in AA is simple, but not easy. Just like winning the lottery, I guess.” SpiritualitySanityAlcoholismAlcoholicsSobrietyLotteryAlcoholics Anonymous12 Steps Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“We had an interesting conversation with one of my Accenture managers toward the end of my tenure there. Something about sandcastles. Well, thank God, he got my point. It’s not a REAL job. You don’t NEED to update your stupid Oracle every 3 years. It shouldn’t be so fucking hard. It’s just debits and credits, isn’t it? What we need to do is find out which jobs in the economy are ACTUALLY essential (bartenders, for instance), pay those people a good wage, and give UBI to everyone else so they can go to the fucking bar. Simple.” CastlesAlcoholismWaste Of TimeDo The Right ThingUniversal Basic IncomeFuck WorkSandcastlesAccentureWaste Of Talent Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“my kids never saw me drink any alcohol. I have zero kids and Im pretty good at hiding my booze too.” ParentingLooking GoodAlcoholism Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“My first job out of college was at 211 W. Fort St. in downtown Detroit. The guy that hired me made about 150k a year and didn't really know, by his own admission, what was going on in his office (Room) during regular business hours. When I resigned, he was kind enough to send me a letter stating that I was in good standing while I was there. The letterhead (211) reminds me that as an alcoholic, I can go ahead and steal Steel Reserve High Gravity beer from Kroger, and they probably aren't going to be any more sophisticated than a Director at the United States Dep. of Labor. Thank God, they are not. That's what Success means to me. You can get your beer, and not worry about catching Covid19 from the Cashiers at these establishments. If you believe it, You can achieve it!!!” InspirationalGovernmentSuccessAbundanceCovid 19AlcoholismStory Of My LifeChickenChicken Soup For The SoulStop Playing Games Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Once in a while I hear a POP in my head. Possibly from the Disulfiram that Mom puts in my food... without telling me. My heart beats real fast and I cannot consume all of the booze that I intend to for a couple of days. If I die from an Aneurysm or something... This is probably why. It's not the alcohol. Tell the truth, for fuck's sake. Don't fuck with my booze, Please.” AlcoholismStory Of My LifeHypochondriac Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“My sponsor is an ex-Navy guy. Buys me lunch on Christmas. I tell him, as long as I am drinking and I have money, things seem to be going well. Now, you just replace “am drinking” with “have oil” there you have the U.S. economy. When I don’t drink for a while… I get a little depressed and anti-Semitic. I tell him, as soon as the United States stops fucking up foreign democracies and stealing their oil, I’ll stop drinking. Unfortunately, looks like neither miracle is going to happen…” SpiritualityDepressionEconomicsOilForeign PolicyAlcoholismVenezuelaOil IndustryFiat Currency Author:Dmitry Dyatlov