“I don't hear it much anymore... but... I guess people do sometimes ask... well why don't you go back to Russia.... Well I'm sorry I can't help it I guess Im stuck in this shithole for a while. My aunt married some Jew and then we won a "lottery" and my daddy (pussy little bitch) decided to come to this shithole and make me go to school with fucked up Jews and learn english and shit. Then I became an alcoholic in college. Then I worked for the government a bit and that REALLY fucked me up. Now I'm just waiting for them to catch up, make some amends and pass the Universal Basic Income so I can go back to drinking. Rigorous honesty, every single day.” GovernmentUnited StatesHonestyImmigrationAlcoholismStory Of My LifeUniversal Basic IncomeYang2020 Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“well I did get one good line out of Joe Biden... "undermine the dignity of work" = Unless you pay me a shitton of money so I can finally buy a goddamn Yacht, YOU're fucking undermining the dignity of MY work. There. Fixed it.” Dream Big2020ProgressivesEndorsementPay It ForwardUniversal Basic IncomeJoe Biden Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“de oppresso liber” FreedomLibertySlaveryLiberationWage SlaveryUniversal Basic IncomeFuck Work Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Annoying neighbor woman keeps telling me to get a job. You can't just sit around and do nothing. You'd be out on the street if you were MY child... she keeps saying. So what do you want me to do, exactly? Study Elephants in Norway, like YOUR kids? No... she says... you need a PHD for that job. Well I rest my case. Fuck work.” UnemploymentAcademiaUniversal Basic IncomeFuck WorkVocation QuotesConservation BiologyRunescape Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Once you get people addicted to alcohol in college, you make it almost impossible for them to stop drinking - Milton Friedman. Just kidding. I said it. But inspired by Milton. hehe.” EducationEconomicsEducational PhilosophyUniversal Basic IncomeUniversity Of MichiganMilton FriedmanUniversity Of Michigan Ann ArborSeriously I Am Not Kidding Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“People tell ya to grow up… be a man… But what does that mean exactly? Doesn’t it mean to do the right thing… act forthrightly. Well… I think we need to give people money… UBI… Negative tax… whatever the hell you call it. And then parents say, hey, stay out of Politics, WE’RE NOT FROM AROUND HERE… Fine. Where are we from? Belarus? Okay. Well we’re from Belarus, why couldn’t we get UBI in Belarus? Parents say shut up, the President’s a dictator. Oh? Well, call me an idealist, but seems to me like you’re just looking for shit to complain about and run from your problems. A word of advice to potential immigrants. Stay away from this shit hole. These American schools tend to pump out sluts, alcoholics, and non-binary homeless philosophers.” PhilosophyPoliticsImmigrationHypocritesNonbinaryUniversal Basic IncomeMoral DecayJordan B PetersonMilton Friedman Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“We had an interesting conversation with one of my Accenture managers toward the end of my tenure there. Something about sandcastles. Well, thank God, he got my point. It’s not a REAL job. You don’t NEED to update your stupid Oracle every 3 years. It shouldn’t be so fucking hard. It’s just debits and credits, isn’t it? What we need to do is find out which jobs in the economy are ACTUALLY essential (bartenders, for instance), pay those people a good wage, and give UBI to everyone else so they can go to the fucking bar. Simple.” CastlesAlcoholismWaste Of TimeDo The Right ThingUniversal Basic IncomeFuck WorkSandcastlesAccentureWaste Of Talent Author:Dmitry Dyatlov