“Everything in my LinkedIn is rainbow colored today. Do you actually Have to be Gay to get a job these days?” DiversityEquality2021Fuck Work Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“That's not who I am, and you aren't paying me enough to be an actor.” ActingIntegrityAuthenticityTherapyMaturityFuck Work Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I check my voicemail once a week. If it's important, they'll come find me.” Freedom2024Fuck WorkLocus Of Evaluation Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“de oppresso liber” FreedomLibertySlaveryLiberationWage SlaveryUniversal Basic IncomeFuck Work Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Annoying neighbor woman keeps telling me to get a job. You can't just sit around and do nothing. You'd be out on the street if you were MY child... she keeps saying. So what do you want me to do, exactly? Study Elephants in Norway, like YOUR kids? No... she says... you need a PHD for that job. Well I rest my case. Fuck work.” UnemploymentAcademiaUniversal Basic IncomeFuck WorkVocation QuotesConservation BiologyRunescape Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“We had an interesting conversation with one of my Accenture managers toward the end of my tenure there. Something about sandcastles. Well, thank God, he got my point. It’s not a REAL job. You don’t NEED to update your stupid Oracle every 3 years. It shouldn’t be so fucking hard. It’s just debits and credits, isn’t it? What we need to do is find out which jobs in the economy are ACTUALLY essential (bartenders, for instance), pay those people a good wage, and give UBI to everyone else so they can go to the fucking bar. Simple.” CastlesAlcoholismWaste Of TimeDo The Right ThingUniversal Basic IncomeFuck WorkSandcastlesAccentureWaste Of Talent Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“[in response to the idiotic Mike Brady Ted talk] OF COURSE immigrants are unemployable!!! Didn't they tell you? We win LOTTERIES! to come to this shithole.” ImmigrationBakingHuman TraffickingScamsFuck WorkMoronsWorkers Of The World Unite Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Established early on in life, and still is perhaps my favorite 'intuition pump' is the life of Emily Dickinson. I viewed a short biography recently where an expert, quite frankly states that she really didn't do a whole lot with her time. SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHING. She didn't even get that many poems published while she lived. I guess her parents were well off, but remember, this is the middle of the 19th century, people. So, remember, don't work too hard. and if you do, charge them a whole lotta money. Remember I have an 90 foot motor Yacht on my vision board?” PhilosophyPoetryAmerican LiteratureFuck WorkVision BoardLabor Relations Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I guess I studied a little bit of economics back in my day. Then I read somewhere that economics is a form of brain damage. the more I thought about it the more, it made sense. Any theory of economics that does not include things such as Value, and Effort and the Phenomenon of Unequal distribution of pussy is bullshit. For instance, if you're gonna offer me a job, and I cannot afford to spend some time with a decent looking girl in Vegas once a month, for instance, I think you're not paying me enough.” EconomicsUnemploymentProstitutionEconomics PhilosophyTheory Of EverythingFuck WorkFair Wage Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I don't understand. I didn't get my COVID stimulus. I didn't get any pussy in college. Had to work pretty fucking hard... especially when I was a kid... Im an alcoholic. Possibly because they didn't give me any pussy in college. Why the fuck did my parents drag me to America? I don't understand. I really don't get it. What's good about this? What?” EducationImmigrationPublic PolicyStory Of My LifeFuck Work Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I mean, I just got to a point, where I was unbelievably exhausted. And I didn't really know why. They kept telling me America. such a nice place. So wonderful. Opportunities! But I get to this place where I'm 22. I'm an alcoholic. I got through fucking college. I got a fucking job. This girl says she likes me. but she's fooling around with some married guy I think. SO PEOPLE DONT FIND OUT. that's her logic. 2 Masters degrees. And I just cant fucking do this shit anymore. I'm not doing shit. Really. Until A. things start making sense. or B. they send me back to Russia. just say I'm a spy. I want a book deal. or C. I get to 65 and I can begin to drink continuously again. That's it. period. end of story. I did have one nice year there where I got to do drugs and smash random pussy. in Philadelphia. Yep. Thank you, Accenture. Much love.” Story Of My LifeFuck WorkUniversity Of Michigan Ann ArborAccenture Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I stopped slut-shaming a long time ago, so don't give me shit for living with my mother. It's basically the same thing if you think about it. If you can't grow the fuck up, don't expect me to do a helluva lot of work either.” MotivationPsychologyMgtowSlut ShamingFuck WorkJordan B PetersonWomen Liberation Author:Dmitry Dyatlov