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The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

Book by Erma Bombeck · 3 quotes · Children, Funny, Kids

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The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank Quotes

“If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.”

“I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.”

“One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.”