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The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

Book by Erma Bombeck · 4 quotes · Children, Funny, Kids

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The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank Quotes

“All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up.”

“A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.”

“If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.”

“I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.”