“Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.”
Funny Boyfriend Quotes
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Funny Boyfriend Quotes
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
“A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.”
Source: The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
“My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.”
“I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.”