“We are in a boy recession," Eugene repeats. "There's been a sudden, drastic decrease in the male population at this school. And I'm gonna take advantage of it.” LoveBoysHigh SchoolYaBoys And GirlsTeenage RomanceBoy Recession Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession
“I've been asking around to find out what girls are into," Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. "So I'm gonna get a spray tan and make red-velvet cupcakes.” RomanceTeenagersTeenage LoveBakingCupcakesBoys And Girls Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession
“So that's how we end up helping Aviva pick out a male escort. Even Darcy is impressed with Eugene's organization; each profile in the boy binder has two pictures, a head shot and a full-body shot, and lists essential information: age, school, height, weight, extracurriculars, hobbies, and dance ability (which ranges from "occasional Dance Dance Revolution participation" to "so good he could back up the Biebs").” RomanceDatingDancingDanceTeenagersTeenage LovePromBoys And GirlsJustin BieberEscortsProm Date Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession