“If you skip one class, everyone knows about it. The teacher will track you down, or one of the guidance counselors will track you down and ask if you're smoking pot. According to the geniuses running this place, the only reason you would skip class is if you're smoking pot, though I actually find my classes more enjoyable when I'm high.” High SchoolPotMarijuanaTeensDrugs Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession
“In winter this town is freezing. You step out your door in the morning and the whole place looks like one of those nature specials in which a guy brings a camcorder to the North Pole and then the camera cuts out and you hear on the news that he got eaten by a bear” HumorColdWinterTeensWisconsinNorth PoleCold Days Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession