“I've never had any summer lovin'. And I've never had any school year lovin', either. I've never had a boyfriend. I've never hooked up with a guy. And this morning, on my Internet browser, an article popped up about women marrying themselves. Even my wireless connection knows I'm alone.” LonelinessHigh SchoolYaLove LifeTeenTeenage Love Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession
“Eugene's got a fake ID, and he actually gets away with using it because he looks like he's thirty-six, thanks to his devotion to tasseled shoes and his ridiculous carpet of chest hair.” HumorHigh SchoolYaBeerTeenChest HairFake Id Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession
“My love life couldn't be more nonexistent if Julius was all all-girls' boarding school with a moat full of alligators around it.” LoveRomanceHigh SchoolYaTeenTeenage Love Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession