“Eugene's got a fake ID, and he actually gets away with using it because he looks like he's thirty-six, thanks to his devotion to tasseled shoes and his ridiculous carpet of chest hair.” HumorHigh SchoolYaBeerTeenChest HairFake Id Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession
“In winter this town is freezing. You step out your door in the morning and the whole place looks like one of those nature specials in which a guy brings a camcorder to the North Pole and then the camera cuts out and you hear on the news that he got eaten by a bear” HumorColdWinterTeensWisconsinNorth PoleCold Days Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession