“I could kiss that girl. And ya know what? I will kiss that girl. As soon as I get back to school, I'm gonna grab her, and I'm gonna kiss her.” LoveKissingHigh SchoolDatingTeenagersTeenage Romance Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession
“Let me give you some advice here: People who want to have the sex talk with you will act the same way as people who want to murder you. First they get you in their car, so they're in control and you can't escape. Then they drive you someplace in the middle of nowhere.” LoveSexHigh SchoolTeenagersSex EducationTeenagers And ParentsSex Talk Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession
“I've been asking around to find out what girls are into," Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. "So I'm gonna get a spray tan and make red-velvet cupcakes.” RomanceTeenagersTeenage LoveBakingCupcakesBoys And Girls Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession
“So that's how we end up helping Aviva pick out a male escort. Even Darcy is impressed with Eugene's organization; each profile in the boy binder has two pictures, a head shot and a full-body shot, and lists essential information: age, school, height, weight, extracurriculars, hobbies, and dance ability (which ranges from "occasional Dance Dance Revolution participation" to "so good he could back up the Biebs").” RomanceDatingDancingDanceTeenagersTeenage LovePromBoys And GirlsJustin BieberEscortsProm Date Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession