“We are in a boy recession," Eugene repeats. "There's been a sudden, drastic decrease in the male population at this school. And I'm gonna take advantage of it.” LoveBoysHigh SchoolYaBoys And GirlsTeenage RomanceBoy Recession Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession
“I could kiss that girl. And ya know what? I will kiss that girl. As soon as I get back to school, I'm gonna grab her, and I'm gonna kiss her.” LoveKissingHigh SchoolDatingTeenagersTeenage Romance Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession
“My love life couldn't be more nonexistent if Julius was all all-girls' boarding school with a moat full of alligators around it.” LoveRomanceHigh SchoolYaTeenTeenage Love Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession
“Let me give you some advice here: People who want to have the sex talk with you will act the same way as people who want to murder you. First they get you in their car, so they're in control and you can't escape. Then they drive you someplace in the middle of nowhere.” LoveSexHigh SchoolTeenagersSex EducationTeenagers And ParentsSex Talk Book:The Boy Recession Source: The Boy Recession