Real Frank Zappa Book
A source page for quotes linked to Frank Zappa.
“Music without the ebb and flow would be like "watching a film with only good guys in it".”
“All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control”
“Suddenly, books are arriving every day! "So many books, so little time.”
“Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.”
“I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.”
“Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?”
“My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.”
“There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.”
“When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.”
“Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.”
“Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.”
“They's making it worse, the labor movement got the mafia curse.”
“If lyrics make people do things, how come we don't love each other?”
“Classical musicians go to the conservatories, rock´n roll musicians go to the garages.”
“I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.”
“I have four children, and I want them to grow up in a country that has a working First Amendment.”
“Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?”
“There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!”