Second Chances — I Re-wrote My Life and...
A source page for quotes linked to Fred Barnett.
“They’re dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he’s dead. Especially when he’s dead. — Bats 2015”
“You’re going to show up to a duel, in the street, wearing Come F—k Me Heels?" — Bats 2015”
“Depart, Satan,' she said, with a complete lack of enthusiasm. — Bats 2015”
“The kids found the new high tensile Duncan Yo-Yo string was strong enough to use as a garrotte.”
“G had fallen asleep and tumbled into the motor assembly of the Ferris wheel. It spat him out.”