“Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.”
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Famous Gene Perret Quotes
“I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.”
“Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."”
“Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.”
“When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.”
“I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.”