“I’m pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch.” FunnyBest Friends Book:Tripp Source: Tripp
“I’m twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I’m the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all.” HumorFunnyRomanceSexRelationshipsTeacherHumourHumorousJealousHilariousModern LifeBoyfriendLesbianVirginityRantVirginFreaking OutDartingTwentysomething Book:The Big O Source: The Big O