“The reason I might forget something is because my mind is like a computer. I have so much useless stuff stored up in there, that when I forget to clean out my Mind's Cache, it has no room for new information. Like wearing pants!” HumorForgetHumorousForgettingForgetfulnessAlzheimersSenileAbsent Minded Author:James Hauenstein
“I was asked by a friend of mine if I knew anything about capitalism. I said sure. The first letter of the first word of any sentence is capitalized!” HumorFunnyMoneyCapitalismFunny QuotesMoney QuotesHumorous QuotesDollar BillsDollarCapitalism Quotes Author:James Hauenstein
“Department stores have come out with a new size for their clothing line that fits me perfectly. The label reads, XXL-LOL!” HumorHumilityHumorousGarmentsQuarantineClothingClothes Quotes And SayingsClothes Make The ManQuarantine LifeGarment Industry Author:James Hauenstein
“I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.” LifeHumorLaughterHumorousLaughter Is The Best MedicinePhilosphyLaughter QuotesPhilosphy Of Life Author:James Hauenstein
“People think I am younger then I really am, because I act so immature.” PeopleHumorHumorousOld AgeMaturityHumorous QuotesPeople QuotesOldOlder PeopleMaturity QuotesOlderMaturity Vs Age Author:James Hauenstein