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American actress, singer, and model, born on July 10, 1980. She is known for her versatility in music and film, with notable roles in movies like 'Catwoman' and 'Hotel Transylvania', as well as music albums such as 'Irresistible'.

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Famous Jessica Simpson Quotes

“A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!”

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“I always wonder if what I'm wearing will be something that people would compliment, or want to wear. I don't ever get ready just for myself, ever.”

People Ifs Want Wonder Ready Compliment

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“I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.”

Ifs Would Be Respect Entertainers Therapists

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“I am not a person who tries on in the stores. It drives me crazy. So I buy and take back if I don't like something. I really don't enjoy being in the dressing room. I rather just try it on in my house.”

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“I am the first person to go to Barnes & Noble and buy the new self-help book. I like to fill out the surveys, then I get my friends' opinions on how I answered to see if I was being honest with myself or not.”

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“How can I be my best if I never fail, and how can I ever find peace if I never yell.”

Ifs Failing Finding Peace

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“I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.”

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“What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.”

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“I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.”

Ifs Waiting Air Hair Smell Mood Dry Hanging Out

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“If I'm going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers.”

Ifs Father Answers Advice Dad

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“It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!”

Ifs Crazy Baby Praying Pregnancy Fluid Pray For Me

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“Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!”

Ifs Christian Asks Ask Me Pairs Pregnancy Swear Nike Louboutins

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“If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!”

Ifs Boys Pregnancy Tutus

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“I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.”

Ifs Knows Persons Crazy Healthy Over It Pregnancy Salt Crave Crazy Person

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“People think updos are so hard, but they're not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If I'm in a mood to go out and feel hot and sexy, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.”

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“I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that... running sometimes if there's a sale.”

Ifs Sometimes Play Running Sports Involved Walking Shopping

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About the Author

Born: July 10, 1980
Known for: Actress
Quotes: 165

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