“Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.”
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Famous Jim Butcher Quotes
“Hell’s bells. I don’t call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks.”
“I don’t make metaphors. ... I’m too busy being one. - Leanansidhe”
“It's a big universe. No one can know it all. - Harry Dresden”
“Same result, only I'd be steam-cooked instead of roasted.”
“EASTER HAS BEEN CANCELED—THEY FOUND THE BODY”
“It's only paranoia if I'm wrong. - Harry Dresden”
“And here I thought global warming was due to cow farts. - Harry Dresden”
“He's a lawyer, he's a priest. This does not compute. - Harry Dresden”
“I hate feeling like Han Solo in a world of Jedi. I'm supposed to be the Jedi. - Harry Dresden”
“Scars - the graffiti of violence. - Harry Dresden”
“Even a broken clock gets it right occasionally. - Harry Dresden”
“The Blue Beetle was not a clown car," I said severely. "It was a machine of justice.”
