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“Colour, gender and sexuality make us human and fuel our souls. Trolls are nasty, jealous and bitter people, who should definitely be living in holes!”

Inspirational Funny Inspirational Attitude

Book:Comedian Gone Wrong 3

Source: Comedian Gone Wrong 3

“Seriously, so many times I've heard women talk about fast men unsatisfying them in the bedroom because they ejaculate too quickly, yet it seems now, if you don't ejaculate quick enough, then they will feel insecure about it instead. I don't get it - Too quick, you're rubbish, yet too long, then you're making them feel bad.”

Funny Sex Sexy Humor Brutal Truth Hollywood Girlfriend

Book:Hollywood Girlfriend

Source: Hollywood Girlfriend

“Glass half full, or glass half empty, what am I? The answer? I'm not the bloody glass, I'm the fucking tap! Meaning, whatever my glass decides to be on a certain day, empty or full, I control how I feel and the flow of the milkshake inside it”

Inspiration Funny Comedian

Book:Comedian Gone Wrong

Source: Comedian Gone Wrong

“In Lucy's eyes, a penis that doesn't grow, is a very ungrateful penis.”

Funny Sexy Humourous Uck It List

Book:Uck It List

Source: Uck It List

“I mean, drink driving is bad, drug driving is bad, but what is driving whilst under the influence of a fuc%ing nymphomaniac in your lap? How many years will this get me, if I do manage to keep my eyes on the road and not drive us off it first?”

Funny Humourous Situations Uck It List

Book:Uck It List

Source: Uck It List

“Shit – I was going to do it, I didn't want to do it, yet now she's said I don't have to do it, yet wants me to do it again, I don't actually know if I want to do it anymore.”

Funny Humourous Tongue Twister Uck It List

Book:Uck It List

Source: Uck It List

“When a window is opened up from the inside for you to climb through, then that window isn't there to be climbed through by you”

Funny Humor And Comedy

Book:Double Trouble

Source: Double Trouble

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