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Source: Uck It List

“Colour, gender and sexuality make us human and fuel our souls. Trolls are nasty, jealous and bitter people, who should definitely be living in holes!”

Inspirational Funny Inspirational Attitude

Book:Comedian Gone Wrong 3

Source: Comedian Gone Wrong 3

“Isn't it weird when you trace over your footsteps to find something out, yet the footsteps only lead you straight back to the same confusing place you started out in?”

Truth Comedy Strange

Book:Mila Blitz

Source: Mila Blitz

“Love is the greatest thing life will ever offer you and if you surrender yourself to that love, you must be willing to fight until the very end for it.”

Love Humor Romance Comedy

Book:Mila Blitz

Source: Mila Blitz

“How long does it take to recover from a sex addiction? Saying that, what is a sex addiction anyway? I mean, I get a gambling or drink addiction could lead to bigger problems in life if you continue to do it, but how can sex addiction lead you anywhere but having more fun and more sex in life? Even if I was a recovering sex addict, would this actually bother me? Fuck yeah it would, because I wouldn't want to be in recovery and having less fucking sex, would I?”

Sex Sexy Humor

Book:Comedian Gone Wrong 2

Source: Comedian Gone Wrong 2

“Seriously, so many times I've heard women talk about fast men unsatisfying them in the bedroom because they ejaculate too quickly, yet it seems now, if you don't ejaculate quick enough, then they will feel insecure about it instead. I don't get it - Too quick, you're rubbish, yet too long, then you're making them feel bad.”

Funny Sex Sexy Humor Brutal Truth Hollywood Girlfriend

Book:Hollywood Girlfriend

Source: Hollywood Girlfriend

“Have you arrived at your happy day by day yet, or are you waiting for a happy ending that will never actually arrive? There's no happy ever after – Only, happy right now!”

Truth Of Life Bucket List Uck It List

Book:Uck It List

Source: Uck It List

“Glass half full, or glass half empty, what am I? The answer? I'm not the bloody glass, I'm the fucking tap! Meaning, whatever my glass decides to be on a certain day, empty or full, I control how I feel and the flow of the milkshake inside it”

Inspiration Funny Comedian

Book:Comedian Gone Wrong

Source: Comedian Gone Wrong

“In Lucy's eyes, a penis that doesn't grow, is a very ungrateful penis.”

Funny Sexy Humourous Uck It List

Book:Uck It List

Source: Uck It List

“I mean, drink driving is bad, drug driving is bad, but what is driving whilst under the influence of a fuc%ing nymphomaniac in your lap? How many years will this get me, if I do manage to keep my eyes on the road and not drive us off it first?”

Funny Humourous Situations Uck It List

Book:Uck It List

Source: Uck It List

“Shit – I was going to do it, I didn't want to do it, yet now she's said I don't have to do it, yet wants me to do it again, I don't actually know if I want to do it anymore.”

Funny Humourous Tongue Twister Uck It List

Book:Uck It List

Source: Uck It List

“How is having sex with her for real, going to make me feel any less nervous about faking it up in front of ten sodding cameramen later on?”

Realization Public Sex Hollywood Girlfriend

Book:Hollywood Girlfriend

Source: Hollywood Girlfriend

“Rebound sex is fine when you want to rebound and bounce back in life, but when you only want to bounce back into a bed with your ex-girlfriend, rebound sex would only ever turn out to be a regrettable thing”

Truth Of Life Humor And Comedy Rebound Sex

Book:Double Trouble

Source: Double Trouble

“When a window is opened up from the inside for you to climb through, then that window isn't there to be climbed through by you”

Funny Humor And Comedy

Book:Double Trouble

Source: Double Trouble

“Clearly these were deliberate waterworks to make me feel bad about myself and what would you know, they water-worked perfectly!”

Comedy Crying Quotes Humor And Comedy Double Trouble Jimmy Tudeski

Book:Double Trouble

Source: Double Trouble

“This girl was so hot, that even if one of your friends slept with her, you would have ended up gloating about it yourself for him.”

Gloating Humor And Comedy

Book:Double Trouble

Source: Double Trouble

“Why is the whole world arguing about sexism, racism and discrimination all the time, yet nobody talks about those bouncers outside nightclubs, discriminating against older people and their right to have a drink and a little dance?”

Funny Humor Humor And Comedy

Book:Double Trouble

Source: Double Trouble

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