“Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer.”
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Famous Joe Teti Quotes
“I think every minute you're in a situation like this, your clock is ticking.”
“Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest.”
“At the top of my list for terrain that I hate navigating through, it is definitely the mangrove.”
“Yet again, Matt pulled another rabbit out of his hat and got a fire for us.”
“You may only get one chance at something...and that requires confidence in your ability.”
“What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.”
“Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.”
“I have to take off my hat to Matt, he's trying crazy hard to get this fire started.”
“Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here.”
“Everywhere you go, mother nature's throwing some curve-ball at you.”
“The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure.”
“I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.”
“This is the first time I've done something like this and I'm really hoping this will work.”
“It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.”
“It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.”
“I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.”
“I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.”
“If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.”
“My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard.”
“If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.”
“In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.”
“The faster you can signal for rescue, the faster you get out of that situation.”