“I see therapy as a substitute for friendship. I see it as a commentary on the impersonality of society that people have to pay someone to tell them their troubles.” PeoplePayTroubleTherapySubstitutesCommentaryImpersonality Author:Jon Winokur
“In 1910, eighty-two-year-old Leo Tolstoy flees from his wife and dies in a railway station of exposure.” YearsTwoDiesWifeTwo YearsStationsExposureEightyRailwayTwo Year OldsRailway Station Author:Jon Winokur
“Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.” HumansWellsPlayFunnyIndividualDogConscienceEvidenceSpeciesDisplayAdulthoodMy DogPuppyCanineDog LoveMan And DogLove My DogHumans And DogsDog Best Friend Book:Mondo Canine Source: Mondo Canine
“To a dog, motoring isn't just a way of getting from here to there, it's also a thrill and an adventure. The mere jingle of car keys is enough to send most any dog into a whimpering, tail-wagging frenzy.” WayEnoughFunnyDogCarAdventureKeysTravelMereTailsThrillFrenzyJinglesCar Keys Author:Jon Winokur
“PRONOIA: The irrational belief that people like you” PeopleBeliefLike YouIrrationalIrrational Beliefs Book:Encyclopedia Neurotica Source: Encyclopedia Neurotica
“They give unconditional love and undying loyalty in return for regular meals and an occasional pat on the head.” GivingFriendshipDogReturnLoyaltyMealsUnconditional LoveUnconditionalOccasional Book:Mondo Canine Source: Mondo Canine