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Justin Halpern is an American author known for his memoir 'I'm Just a Guy, I'm Not a Drug Dealer'. The book is based on his personal experiences and tells the story of his journey from a typical teenager to a successful writer.

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Famous Justin Halpern Quotes

“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”

Dies House Right Now Bullshit Tornadoes

Author:Justin Halpern

“You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.”

Wells Looks Cases Like You Sick Bullshit

Book:Sh*t My Dad Says

Source: Sh*t My Dad Says

“What Im trying to say is that what makes you up, its always been around, and it always will be around. So really the only thing you should worry about is the part you're at right now. Where you got a body and a head and all that bullshit. Just worry about living, dying is the easy part.”

Should Trying Body Easy Worry Dying Right Now Bullshit

Author:Justin Halpern

About the Author

Born: September 3, 1980
Known for: Author
Quotes: 42

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