“People are always trying to tell you how they feel. Some of them say it outright, and some of them, they tell you with their actions. And you have to listen. I don't know what will happen with your lady friend. I think she's a nice person, and I hope you get what you want. But do me a favor: Listen, and don't ignore what you hear.” PeopleThinkingKnowsWantFeelsTryingPersonsHappensActionNiceWhat You WantFavorsAlways TryingNice Person Author:Justin Halpern
“You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.” IfsInspirationalFeelsMadeIdeasWorryToo MuchNo IdeaFeel Better Author:Justin Halpern
“On Furnishing One's Home - Pick your furniture like you pick a wife; it should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it.” IfsWantFeelsShouldLooksHomePastWalksNiceWifeLike YouComfortablePicksStealingFurniture Author:Justin Halpern
“I almost feel like I'm unoffendable now. I can roll with whatever.” FeelsI Can Author:Justin Halpern
“I feel like if I'm going to give you a book about my dad, then I really want to give you my dad, because he is interesting and he is funny and if you're buying a book about him, I don't want you to have to sit through stuff that's not him.” IfsWantGivingFeelsBookStuffInterestingDadMy DadBuying Author:Justin Halpern
