“Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.” WellsI CanReasonFacesTeacherBalls Book:Sh*t My Dad Says Source: Sh*t My Dad Says
“Eventually, though, I came to the conclusion that I was the male equivalent of a Toyota Camry. You know: No one ever says, "I have to have a Toyota Camry." But most people who spend some time in a Camry start to like it. "It's pretty reliable," they think. "It doesn't have a lot of problems, and it's not bad to look at. You know what? I'd probably prefer a nicer car. But I can live with a Camry.” PeopleThinkingKnowsLooksI CanProblemCarMalesConclusionToyota Author:Justin Halpern
“I almost feel like I'm unoffendable now. I can roll with whatever.” FeelsI Can Author:Justin Halpern
