“You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.” IfsInspirationalFeelsMadeIdeasWorryToo MuchNo IdeaFeel Better Author:Justin Halpern
“If it's not bourbon or sweatpants, it's going in the garbage.... No, don't get creative. Now is not a creative time. Now is a bourbon and sweatpants time.” IfsCreativeGarbageBourbonSweatpants Book:Shit My Dad Says Source: Shit My Dad Says
“On Furnishing One's Home - Pick your furniture like you pick a wife; it should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it.” IfsWantFeelsShouldLooksHomePastWalksNiceWifeLike YouComfortablePicksStealingFurniture Author:Justin Halpern
“Before I proposed to my now-wife, I was understandably nervous. My father suggested that I take stock of all of my experiences and relationships with women, from my earliest memories to present day, and see if I had learned anything that might inform my decision.” IfsMightFatherMemoriesDecisionWifeNervousPresent Day Author:Justin Halpern
“I feel like if I'm going to give you a book about my dad, then I really want to give you my dad, because he is interesting and he is funny and if you're buying a book about him, I don't want you to have to sit through stuff that's not him.” IfsWantGivingFeelsBookStuffInterestingDadMy DadBuying Author:Justin Halpern
“The Internet has really democratized ideas. There are no real gatekeepers any more, because if you have a great idea, and you put it online, people will find it and it will get in front of who it needs to get in front of.” PeopleIfsNeedsIdeasRealFrontsInternetOnlineGreat IdeaGatekeepers Author:Justin Halpern
“There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.” IfsWayWritingPicksPartnersDumb Author:Justin Halpern
