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Justin Halpern is an American author known for his memoir 'I'm Just a Guy, I'm Not a Drug Dealer'. The book is based on his personal experiences and tells the story of his journey from a typical teenager to a successful writer.

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“You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.”

Wells Looks Cases Like You Sick Bullshit

Book:Sh*t My Dad Says

Source: Sh*t My Dad Says

“On My Last-Place Finish in the 50-Yard Dash During Little League Tryouts “It kinda looked like you were being attacked by a bunch of bees or something. Then when I saw the fat kid with the watch who was timing you start laughing…. Well, I’ll just say it’s never a good sign when a fat kid laughs at you.”

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Author:Justin Halpern

“I just want silence... Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more.”

Want Mean Jesus Silence Like You Right Now I Don't Like You

Book:Shit My Dad Says

Source: Shit My Dad Says

“On Furnishing One's Home - Pick your furniture like you pick a wife; it should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it.”

Ifs Want Feels Should Looks Home Past Walks Nice Wife Like You Comfortable Picks Stealing Furniture

Author:Justin Halpern

About the Author

Born: September 3, 1980
Known for: Author
Quotes: 42

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