“You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.” IfsInspirationalFeelsMadeIdeasWorryToo MuchNo IdeaFeel Better Author:Justin Halpern
“When it's asshole-tightening time, that's when you see what people are made of. Or at least what their asshole is made of.” PeopleMade Book:Shit My Dad Says Source: Shit My Dad Says
“My parents had irrational fears of Mexico and assumed that once you crossed the border, drug runners made you swallow a heroin balloon and then within the hour you were in a bathtub full of ice and they were harvesting your kidneys.” MadeParentHoursDrugIceBordersMexicoIrrationalRunnersHeroinBalloonsKidneysBathtubsIrrational Fear Book:Shit My Dad Says Source: Shit My Dad Says
