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A source page for quotes linked to Keith Waterhouse.
“Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.”
“Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.”
“Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.”
“I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.”
“Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers, Society of, The?”