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“It's been so long since I last had sex that I sometimes go to my local coffee shop just to hear someone scream my name.”

Humor Funny Artist Sex Creativity Lonely Dating Coffee Joke Single Life

Book:The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

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“Listing your parents as your emergency contact is the saddest reminder that you are single.”

Humor Funny Artist Sad Lonely Dating Divorce Parents Joke Pathetic

Book:The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

Source: The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

“If being lazy was an Olympic sport, I would totally win the bronze.”

Humor Funny Artist Creativity Creative Tired Lazy Olympics Exhausted Joke

Book:The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

Source: The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement